finally!
it took way too long, but at least i'm not the only one hating on dell now
The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.
looked at the date and realized today is the 4 year anniversary of coalm. sure, it's been 6 months since my last post and even longer since my last meaningful post, but hey, at least i'm not dead.
i just saw a news segment that more and more people are having to see the doctor because of injuries playing wii. it warned that playing wii tennis or wii golf is not, i repeat NOT, the same as playing real tennis or real golf and the remote should not be treated like a racquet or a club. if pain persists and your doctor says it's ok, take anti-inflammatories.
i get it people, it snowed. TWO DAYS AGO. honestly, you've had 2 days to clean the snow off your car. did we get a lot of snow? absolutely. but you've had 48hrs now. even if you were in one of the areas that got about a foot, all you had to do was clean 1/4 inch of snow off your car each hour. especially you bitches in honda civics and ford taurus'. i was behind someone on the highway this morning driving a newer model honda accord. about 6 inches of snow was covering the rear windshield, the roof, both taillights and signal lights in the rear. even if this douchebag did signal, no one could see it. though my guess is they probably don't use their signal if they can't be bothered to clean off their car. many people would rather endanger themselves, and friends/family in the car with them, and everyone else out on the road or near the road than spend a few minutes outside to clean off their car. with people this lazy and stupid it's no wonder our unemployment rate is so high. it's not to say that it's an absolute, but if we can't (or won't) perform such simple tasks that have quite a bearing on our own safety (much less the saftey of others (much less our wallets if we hit and destroy people or property)), it says quite a bit about our character.
i watch the local news more than i used to. about 98% of it is useless, but every once in a while i pick up something that happened. tonight, the first 9 mins of the news was just going town to town talking about how teachers arent going to be paid, schools will be closing, and ceiling tiles falling on kids' heads.
yesterday my company announced that they would no longer be providing paper coffee cups for employees. the email claimed it was part of an effort to become "greener", but it's really a way to cut costs (see also: making our objectives more difficult to meet so they dont have to hand out raises, changing our benefit provider to someone offering a worse plan, taking away saturday lunches provided by the company (which really hurts the company because it would spend approximately $70 each weekend to feed the 5-7 employees, however, people pretty much all ate at their desk and worked thru most of their lunch. essentially, the company was getting a 9th hour of work, or the majority of one, for free from everyone. now, everyone takes their full hour most days), and/or consolidating office space).
that was the forecast at least. i'm happy they were wrong (as is usually the case). we did get 4-5, which is way better than 10 (it's how you use it, really).
dominique and i enjoy the a&e show "intervention," though sometimes it upsets me.
it's been somewhat crazy lately. though i guess most people could say that most of the time. it's rarely a good excuse, but often a justification.
usually i go grocery shopping on sundays, but this past sunday we were visiting my parents for the holiday so we didn't go. plus i have today off so i figured i should stock up for the rest of the week. add that to the shoulder-to-shoulder sunday shoppers and long lines and going today was a no brainer.
sometimes i run criminal background searches on people for my job. sometimes i dont need to but i do because the people come across as sketchy or douchey. it amazes me how many of these people have multiple (or many) offenses, yet always receive a suspended sentence and/or probation only. i mean, they only have 4 priors, they've probably learned their lesson. until the next time that is. why are we surprised when they do something else again?
a replacement computer, courtesy of my sister.
gas here was so "cheap" today that i bought a bunch extra to pour on the floor and roll around in. the burning sensation also helps with the colder weather that's come.
last weekend dominique and i met up with my parents for dinner. at dinner my mom told me that linens and things was going out of business and that they have a lot of kitchen/grille stuff that i should check out to see if i can get any deals. now i'd heard of linens and things, but due to the word "linens" i figured i wouldnt be very interested in the things.
what's the difference between sarah palin's mouth and her vagina?
over the last week or so i have received at least 3 or 4 phone calls about an apartment for rent in a town near where i grew up. at first i figured the person probably just dialed incorrectly, but now i'm thinking that there was a misprint in the newspaper and my phone number got printed instead.
it's been a while since i've had any notable grocery store anecdotes (in fact, it's debatable whether this one is as well). it's not that people here are normal, it's that i try to get in and out quickly (that's what she said) and basically ignore everyone.
today is the 1 year anniversary of me starting my current job. the year has flown by, with good times and bad. i can't believe i've been here for a year already. time really flies when you spend all day talking to assholes.
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well, sort of. i'll likely be back more in a few weeks. but for now i'll sort of drift in and out.
no, this is not political. does anyone else find the free credit report.com commercials hilarious in their ridiculousness? or maybe you just find yourself singing the songs to yourself.
this morning as i downed my third cup of coffee by 11am, i pondered something that i already knew but don't think about on a day to day basis. coffee is so wonderful.
last night after work i took the dogs out for a walk. we went around the neighborhood. we got some exercise. we pooped on the sidewalk. it was really nice, until the end.
yesterday morning i was walking out to my car to go to work when a guy drove up in the parking lot and stopped next to me. he asked me a few questions about the apartment complex. the makeup of the apartments, the rent, utilities, etc. despite his longer hair in the back to compensate for his receding hairline, there wasn't necessarily anything sketchy about him. i mean, he wasn't white trash, but he also wasn't the type of guy i'd leave unsupervised with my kids. your kids, maybe.
but i'm kind of sick and tired of arguing with people.
dominique and i live near a friendly's. every once in a while, we get some of the take-out ice cream for dessert. today was one of those days, which is why i was happy to see the chubby girl behind the counter.
since dominique and i have moved, the closest supermarket to our apartment is now a shaw's rather than stop & shop. the first time or two that i went shopping there i was happy with a broad selection and what seems like reasonable prices. or perhaps it is just the change of scenery that is nice. whatever it may be, i was liking shaws...until today.
i was just watching the news and saw this story about how some 71 year old supermarket employee tried to grab a 5 or 6 year old kid in the restroom. luckily, the kid's father was also in the restroom and the old guy didnt realize it and got the shit beat out of him. due to his old age the employee was not arrested but was issued a court date. however, the 31 year old father who beat the shit out of an employee who tried to molest his kid in a supermarket rest room did get arrested and has a court date for assault. i don't have any kids, but if i ever saw someone try to molest someone else's kid in a restroom i'd beat the shit out of them. this is why i don't watch the news too often.