Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

common sense

my school is retarded. not even slightly, but more like i'm-so-slow-i-cant-compete-in-the-special-olympics retarded. honestly, every other fucking institution of any sort in this county and the surrounding ones are closed, yet my school remains open. i've preached many times before about how my school administration doesnt give a shit about the students, and this is just another example. and i know many people are saying just dont go to your classes. and i wouldnt, if my professors didnt think they were teaching fucking kindergarden, where they take attendance. god damnit.

more proof that pennsyltucky is just retarded. yeah, i'm sure she fell on the knife. several times.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

the grammys

by grammys i dont mean a bunch of elderly women gathered together in a room, but it's about as entertaining as that.

why are the grammys SO bad? i mean, i knew they would be bad, all these fake ass awards shows are. but it's really the r&b/soul awards this year. where are good bands? this is supposed to be for all music, no? or is it just for r&b?

so far i've seen the black eyed peas looking like complete assholes up on stage. why was that one guy wearing a scarf? and why are they all wearing sunglasses? i think stevie wonder is the only blind guy there. as far as tone deaf goes, well that's another story (again, see black eyed peas). also why was mary j blige on stage twice within 10 mins? i didnt even know she was still alive! i think i was in middle school the last time she had a hit. she might be deaf too, actually...when the music starts shut the fuck up and move your giant ass off the stage bitch.

and why does john mayer look like a cheesy lounge singer?

so i flip over during a family guy commercial break and who is presenting but seal. i'm sorry, SEAL?!! what, did everyone who's been performing in the last 15 years call in sick?

also, who are these hos who want to sing with justin timberlake? why should anyone care about them, and even more, why should anyone pay money to text who should sing with him? if they're not doing a duet of "dick in a box" i'm sure it's not even going to be worth it.

ok, mary j just sang, and now my ears are bleeding. at the end of her performance she was crying though, which leads me to believe maybe she knew how i felt.

and now reba is on and they're talking about country music. wow, this went from BET to redneckfest real fast.

aaaaaand the rascal flatts just made me hate the eagles. boo. and that guy sounds like a woman. wait, i stand corrected, they all do. oh my god, the singer broke out a fucking air guitar! now i'm just waiting for them to start ass raping each other on stage. oh...my...god...please make them stop right now.

now some old guy is making a plea to keep funding for music in the school systems. it sounds very desperate. it's one thing if kids like it, but i remember being forced to join chorus, forced to play the recorder, forced to be in concerts...all it got me was resentment towards those programs.

ok i havent really been watching anymore. so i'm done here. way too late. even the commercials in the middle are lame. i want the last 3 hours of my life back.

one last thing in hindsight. i think i heard that they only presented 18 of 108 awards on the televised program. in three hours. THREE hours, and only 18 awards. honestly, who did the tv editing? if i lived in another country and was under the impression that americans actually liked this shit, i would have lost a ton of respect for us tonight.

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

support our troops

you heard me.


obviously this does not apply to all troops, but shit like this happens all the time. i stirred up some controversy with a post about this stuff a while ago too as i remember.


also, haha.


also, how the fuck do you link to an old post with the stupid new blogger? even when i go to my archives the "previous posts" are the ones i just posted this month, not the previous ones from that archive like in the old blogger. so fucking lame.

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Friday, February 09, 2007

day 1

haha. that's funny.

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

problem solved...for now

first, i would like to thank dominique for listening to me bitch about all this shit and for making helpful suggestions, some of which i'm going to try. second, i'd like to thank damon for making suggestions and aiding my search. finally, i'd like to thank holmes for the kind words.

i tried calling the dealership again after my last class today and finally got thru to a person who could help me. however, i was informed that my car "could die at any time." i picked it up anyway. i'd rather hitch 1 ride to a rental car place later then continually be assraped by using the "loaner" from the dealership. also, despite telling me it would cost $200 to diagnose my car plus $38 for the rental, the total only came to somewhere around $116. no complaints here, nor was i going to bring it to their attention in case they made a mistake. that would be retarded, and last i checked i had the correct number of chromosomes.

so that's that for now i guess.


one more thing, though. when i tried to log into blogger to post this, it would not let me do it unless i switched to the new blogger. i did it because i wanted to post, but i think it's complete bullshit and i hate it. new blogger sucks. labels are gay (gay meaning stupid, not attracted to other labels). and when people comment it doesnt show their little pictures anymore. and i didn't like the look of my dashboard either. all together, new blogger sucks. but it appears there's nothing i can do about it for now. whatever.

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