schiavtastic

well, i was reading trusts and estates, and came across the terry schiavo case. i thought it would be remiss of me if i didnt post some old, but good, terry schiavo jokes, as well as link to her blog.

1) what is jeb bush's favorite vegetable? terry schiavo

2) Q: What's 6 inches long and goes dead in your hand?
A: The new Terri Schiavo action figure.

3) whats the difference between the pope and terri schiavo? the pope has a feeding tube

4) Why do Terri’s parents love her so much? Because she’s such a good listener.

5) What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a Chia Pet? Nobody gets upset if you stop watering the Chia.

6) Q: Did you hear MTV is making a show about Terri?
A: It’s called Unplugged.

7) how does terry schiavo use the bathroom? depends.