Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

ok, but does the carpet match the curtains?

At 3/08/2006 8:34 PM, d$ said...: "The animal is white and 15 centimeters (5.9 inches) long -- about the size of a salad plate."

Perfect! Searve it up, I love furry lobster!
At 3/09/2006 11:20 AM, JLee said...: hey, I'm trying to eat breakfast here! I about coughed up my Wheaties...
At 3/09/2006 11:34 AM, josh said...: oh, sorry. you should never read coalm until a half hour after you eat, or an hour after you have sex. it can give you cramps, or cause a spontaneous abortion*

*note: coalm should not be relied upon as a method of birth control. if you have sex and then read coalm when i'm having an off day, then you're fucked! twice!