headlines?

well, i really dont feel like doing work, and i havent done this in a while, so its about time to take some cheap shots at some people in the news.

1) the blind leading the blind

2) i dont get this. if you're so religious, and god is the greatest whatever, shouldnt that trump eating corned beef on st. patricks day, even if its on a friday during lent? i mean, if you can just change the rules to do what you want (e.g. abstain from meat on sat, the 18th instead), how does that differ from my religion where i just do what i want?

3) p.i.t. (priest in training)

4) is giuliani running san fran now?

5) oh, the foolproof jury system. and let me ask, would it really have been better if he was 105?

6) just read the first line of the story. man, those des moines police are sharp!

7) i dont see any problem with this (and not just cuz i also see bush as hitler, jr.). i mean, look at most high school graduates who "learned" the basic curriculum. i think we can all agree it wouldnt hurt to have them challenged to think critically. then again, the world needs robotic obedient ditchdiggers too.