Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

i've said it before, and i'll say it again: fuck you deer!

At 11/14/2006 11:36 PM, Elle Woods said...: There are these electronic signs on the highway that change. Right now they read:

"Fall is here. DON'T VEER FOR DEER."

Oddly, this is the ONE highway in this stupid state you'd NEVER see a Deer on.
At 11/15/2006 2:33 PM, Elle Woods said...: I think that you'll do more damage. Tell that to my dad's friend who hit one when his wife was riding shotgun. It decapitated her. He proceeded to kill the deer with his barehands.
At 11/16/2006 12:47 AM, josh said...: that man is my hero. i would love to kill a deer with my bare hands! i would also call its mother a whore as i did. oh and rub its face in the dent in my car.