Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

teach your children

or in my case, dog. today, baby s made me proud.

this afternoon, after i got back from golfing, where i repeatedly washed my balls, i fed santos and let him outside thru the sliding door in our living room. well, all of a sudden he looks to the backyard and takes off. i mean dead sprint. so my dad looks out back and there's a deer in our yard, and santos is now chasing it. well, he chases it around the backyard, then the deer runs and jumps up onto our deck and looks like he's about to just run through our glass door. he turns at the last minute and jumps off the deck, santos hot on his tail. and i mean hot. santos was within inches of touching this deer. then santos chased it halfway down the front hill before we called him back.

it was awesome. baby s knows better than to like deer. he will chase you deer! and then, i will punch you in the face! fuck you deer!

5 Comments:

At 5/21/2006 12:17 AM, Blogger d$ said...

awww i love santos!


please don't shoot the baby deer?

 
At 5/21/2006 12:49 AM, Blogger josh said...

haha i told you i'm not a hunter. but this is still pretty funny. i will, however, continue to curse at deer.

 
At 5/21/2006 12:49 AM, Blogger Damon said...

Yeah, I was wondering if you were going start hunting because of your all-consuming hatred of deer, since it's cheaper to kill them with a gun or bow than with your car.

 
At 5/21/2006 10:19 AM, Blogger JLee said...

way to go Santos! you coulda had you some goood eatin' fer dinner if he'd a caught it!

 
At 5/24/2006 6:35 AM, Blogger law monkey said...

"baby s"? you have just emasculated santos beyond all repair. his psyche will never be the same again.

 

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