i feel like barfing tonight, like barfing tonight. or alternatively, control your pussy part 2

tonight might very well have been the most frightening night of my life, and it's not even halloween yet. it started out like any other...i did some work, got ready to watch the mlb playoffs. the night game was rained out, so i decided to watch LOST. as it was coming on, santos was making it quite evident that he needed to go outside, so i took him during the first commercial break.

being after 9pm it was quite dark out, and the moon was on the other side of my building, making it even darker. the only direct light was the one outside my door up on my second floor porch. my eyes hadnt fully adjusted yet as santos and i were walking down the steps, so i was concentrating on not falling. i heard voices out in the street, and i looked up to see if i could see the people. just then, i saw something jump out of the corner of my left eye and it really caught me off guard.

it was just mary's cat, which had been sitting in her window. but it was right then that what is sure to haunt me for a long time happened--i saw mary thru her window where the cat had been...and she was completely butt ass naked. and she was facing the window.

it's hard to fully grasp this situation without knowing or having ever seen mary, but i assure you, and dominique can attest to this inasmuch as she's seen mary before, it was absolutely terrifying. once my mind registered what i had actually seen i immediately looked away, but it was far too late. the damage had already been done. i spent the majority of the next hour cowering in the corner of my apartment furthest from the door, shivering. santos tried to play tug with his rope and make me feel better, but it's hard to be comforted by someone who licks his own balls. it's like a child seeking out a priest after he's been molested. the idea seems good in theory, but it just doesnt work. i might never sleep again.

please excuse me while i go wash my eyes out with bleach.