Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

control your pussy

sometimes i find it hard to believe how irresponsible people are. take the woman who lives downstairs. she has 2 cats, which she cannot control. so why, WHY, would you leave your door open so they can just run outside? now she cant get one of them. and she has no clue where the other one is.

so i take santos out and she tells me not to worry, that if something happens to the cat she "doesnt care." i "shouldn't worry" if santos hurts the cat. of course this is just a day after telling me that the cats will be ok outside cuz they still have their claws. well i'll tell you what, i dont give a shit about your cats either. but what i do care about is my dog. i'm worried about your cat scratching my dog in the face. dont you see him sitting there hissing at santos?!

when i take santos out, i put him on a leash. i control him. he wont hurt a person or a thing (not that he would anyway cuz he's so friendly). so if you're going to let your cats out, you need a way to control them. i have nothing against cats, but i swear, if either cat comes after santos i will kick it as hard as i can to protect him. i'd much rather have scratches on my foot than on santos' face.

12 Comments:

At 9/27/2006 7:10 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

that woman clearly isn't doing her exercises if she has no pussy control. she should know better.

 
At 9/27/2006 7:40 PM, Blogger josh said...

i never should've made that the title.



i've made a huge mistake.

 
At 9/27/2006 10:41 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

c'mon, you knew something like that was coming...

 
At 9/28/2006 9:48 AM, Blogger d$ said...

what kind of idiot owns a pet but doesnt care about keeping it safe?

 
At 9/28/2006 9:54 AM, Blogger LauraDorf said...

it is hard to train a cat. but... it is easy to train yourself to not let a cat outside.

and i agree with dominique - that woman shouldn't be responsible for any lives other than her own (and even that is a stretch, i'm sure...) ship her crazy cats to me - i will teach them to be nice to santos.

 
At 9/28/2006 5:47 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

i had a neighbor a long time ago with an indoor cat, and every day when she came home from work she would take the cat outside on a long leash. she didn't walk it really, she just sat outside in a chair, holding the leash, and let the cat just chill outside for a while. that cat always looked so fucking miserable on that leash. the lady told me that she took her cat outside on the leash like that so the cat could shed somewhere other than inside her apartment. i always wondered about that woman, how tightly her head was screwed on. i just picture her stepping outside with the cat and saying, "ok, time to shed. go ahead, hurry it up, i don't have all night. shed some hair." wtf.

 
At 9/28/2006 10:20 PM, Blogger LawNut said...

I don't understand how people have can a pet and not care about it - keep your pussy inside!!

 
At 9/28/2006 11:10 PM, Blogger Sheri said...

That's why I keep my two pussies inside the house all the time.

 
At 9/29/2006 1:01 PM, Blogger d$ said...

my sketchy apartment building allows pets, so lots of my sketchy neighbors have dogs. whenever i pass these people with their dogs outside i make an effort to pet and talk to the dog.. and an effort not to talk to (or pet) the owner.

 
At 9/29/2006 1:13 PM, Blogger LauraDorf said...

ehh... that comment made me want to wash my hands.

 
At 9/29/2006 2:35 PM, Blogger josh said...

me too...especially cuz it made me think of that time we tried to go to that italian place for lunch with sarah and chae and that guy with his huge barrel of a stinky dog walked by. i was the only one who didnt pet the dog. i was also the only one who didnt want to amputate their hand.

 
At 9/29/2006 3:22 PM, Blogger d$ said...

oh stink dog. thank god i had a wet nap.

 

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