money in the bank

i recently earned the easiest $20 of my life. last week, i was sitting in class with one of my friends, making fun of her for missing an earlier class we had together. at this point, she told me that she had missed that class a lot, and so she wouldn't miss it for the rest of the semester. naturally, i called bullshit. so she says "wanna bet?" i asked the stakes, and she said $20. absolutely. now one of the reasons this bet was so easy is because our class meets on fridays. so, i show up on friday morning, and of course, she's a no-show.

money in the bank, my friends, money in the bank.