misadventures at giant

i could probably write a weekly post about grocery shopping because it seems something noteworthy usually happens each time i go.

today i get my cart as i'm walking in, and it's the loud one. great. but actually, it was great. even people with their backs squarely to me could hear me coming, and everyone got the hell out of my way. it was glorious. i didnt get stuck behind one person all day. this is a new record.

in other shopping news, i've amassed enough points on my bonus card to receive either a free turkey or a free ham. i dont know which to choose. thanksgiving is probably the best holiday food-wise, but i'm also a man who loves a good ham wallet. what's a blogger to do?