Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

snack, crackle, pop

i'm fairly certain that the rice krispies i just had were the healthiest thing i've eaten in days. well, i had some strawberries, but i neglected to wash the pesticides off, so it's a toss up. but i was looking at the health label or whatever on the side, and all the bad stuff was in single digit %s. then i looked down at the vitamins and minerals, and there were a few 10%s. hmm, so if one rice krispie treat only has 4% of my daily recommended fat, then i could eat 20 of them and still have 20% of my fat left for another meal. score! kelloggs, you magnificent bastards, you've done it again!

10 Comments:

At 4/04/2006 11:30 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

hahaha. hm, i wonder if you've gotten any interesting emails lately? 'k, i'll just sit here and keep drinking the rest of my martini while i watch this HILARIOUS will & grace thanksgiving visiting-everyone's-dysfunctional-familes-rerun. (Did I mention that when I visited my parents two weekends ago, who live an hour and a half away from me, and mentioned after i got there 'hey, where's maggie?', one of my parents' two dogs which they got the summer i graduated from high school, they looked at me like "wtf, sadie? wtf world are you in?", then they said "ohhh, did we not tell you she died?" "FUCKING NO YOU DIDN'T!!! WTF??? sob sob sob sob sob sob sob." "So sorry, hunny." "when did she die?" "6 weeks ago." "WHAT? WHATTHEFUCKYOUDIDNTTELLMEFORSIXFUCKINGMONTHSTHATMYDOGDIED??!!??!!" "Well, you never call anymore..."
ARGHHH!!!!! So yeah, I don't relate at all to tales about dysfunctional families.

Hey, I think I made this martini stronger than I thought ......

 
At 4/05/2006 1:05 AM, Blogger d$ said...

haha oh no.
when i was 15 i went away to summer camp for 5 weeks and when i got home my parents had given away our husky and not told me about it. additionally, they bought a puppy the night before i left for my first year of college. they let me name it as a consolation. then i came home for thanksgiving break and found out that they renamed the dog after i left and had never actually called him by the name i gave him except when talking to me... so messed up.
i think i too need a martini.

 
At 4/05/2006 4:35 AM, Blogger sadielady said...

oh no, dominique - i don't know who to cry for more, me or you. come on over, i'll pour you a martini and we'll hang out on the front porch with Stoli.

 
At 4/05/2006 9:24 AM, Blogger d$ said...

.. and maybe some sweet tea?

 
At 4/05/2006 9:59 AM, Blogger josh said...

ummm, are you guys about to make out?

 
At 4/05/2006 10:38 AM, Blogger d$ said...

shhhhh... i think you're daydreaming again. ;P

 
At 4/05/2006 7:01 PM, Blogger JLee said...

I thought this post was about Rice Crispies? I think I need to go "visit" Sadie...

 
At 4/05/2006 10:14 PM, Blogger d$ said...

i just looked at your sitemeter and saw just how many times a day i check this blog.. it's a wonder i'm still in school at all.

 
At 4/06/2006 9:26 AM, Blogger LauraDorf said...

Hey - are you talking about Willie? Did you name him "WillYouStopBuyingPetsForCatherine"?

If so, I could see why they shortened it to Willie.

 
At 4/06/2006 10:10 AM, Blogger d$ said...

haha it was actually sammy, but im sure willie was for catherine also.

 

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