Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

shocking!

it's time, people. for most of you, this is probably going to be the most significant internet experience you ever have. ok ok, for some of you it will be this. but this is certainly no less than second. for the past six months, you've loyally read this blog. you couldn't help but think things like, "this kid is fucking hilarious! i wonder what he looks like. i bet he's hot!" well, today i am going to confirm these thoughts. further, as a special treat, the photo will also contain dominique!

now i know you might remember being duped before. but rest assured, this one is legit. you might be asking yourself, "why is he doing this?" the answer is unquestionably, "because."


so, without further ado...



here it is...



the shocking picture of dominique and dicta:





fuck it, i'll give you two! but you owe me, you bastards!




19 Comments:

At 3/25/2006 8:08 PM, Blogger d$ said...

ahh, finally soberdominique* makes her blog world debut!










*dominique was not actually sober in either of these pictures.

 
At 3/25/2006 8:14 PM, Blogger josh said...

yeah, dicta's not so much sober either

 
At 3/25/2006 8:25 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

awww, look at you, you two cuties you!!! great pictures!!


actually, you're such a cute couple I might have to go get sick....


just kidding. I love the look on dominique's face in the first picture: i think dicta must have put his other hand on her ass and given her a nice pinch right when the picture was taken!! ;)

 
At 3/25/2006 8:28 PM, Blogger d$ said...

that may or may not have been exactly what happened.

 
At 3/25/2006 11:48 PM, Blogger law monkey said...

dicta, you've surprised me again. first, you entangle yourself in local politics (election scandal, anyone?), and now you've revealed your top-secret identity!

next, you'll be cheering for the yankees!!!! :D

 
At 3/25/2006 11:53 PM, Blogger josh said...

oh, HELL NO

 
At 3/26/2006 11:24 AM, Blogger law monkey said...

dicta, i'm still holding out a little hope for you. only a little, though.

p.s. see? i told you the e-mails would stop coming once 12 noon on friday rolled around. no more election extravaganza :(

 
At 3/26/2006 11:38 AM, Blogger josh said...

the emails stopped cuz the lame asses finally learned their role and shut the hell up

 
At 3/26/2006 12:21 PM, Blogger M said...

So I'm guessing Dominique stays with you because of your sparkling wit?

 
At 3/26/2006 12:55 PM, Blogger josh said...

more like my sparkling--yeah, ok, let's stick with wit

 
At 3/26/2006 2:38 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

hahahahahaha!

 
At 3/26/2006 4:44 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

Upon further reflection, I've realized that one of you must be lying. Because Dominique has already posted a picture of the two of you on her blog, and I have to say, it doens't look at all like these two pictures. So, fellow dicta and dominique fans, which picture do you believe to be the truth, one of the two obviously fake and posted-just-for-laughs photos posted by dicta, or the more likely true photo:

. . .

here!!!

 
At 3/26/2006 6:16 PM, Blogger josh said...

no. unfortunately, i have weak ceiling fixtures.

 
At 3/26/2006 8:34 PM, Blogger Brancibeer said...

Attention all! Dicta is once again pulling a fast one on you! By use of his sparkling wit he has delusioned his readers into believing this imposter. Trust me, Brancibeer, friend of man and beast. I vow to you that this is not dicta. In fact i'm not sure if there really is an alleged "dominque" character either. This may be yet another deception.

ps- damn it all, Uconn.

 
At 3/27/2006 8:37 AM, Blogger d$ said...

oh im real alright. but dont blow this for me branci, i get paid hourly.

 
At 3/28/2006 9:23 AM, Blogger JLee said...

awwwww....you are so cute you little punkins! is that your arm on her boob?

 
At 3/28/2006 7:05 PM, Blogger josh said...

it better be!

 
At 3/28/2006 7:29 PM, Blogger josh said...

on her boob that is

 
At 3/29/2006 2:15 PM, Blogger d$ said...

the arm attached to the hand giving "the shocker" is undoubtably dicta's

 

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