it's all greek to me

i was chatting with a friend from college who had im'd me this morning when she told me she had to go, because she was going to go shopping with her "big" and her "twin" from her sorority. now, i know what a "big" and "little" are because i knew some sorostitutes in undergrad. i had heard the term "twin" before, but i had never known what it meant, so clearly i had to ask.

apparently, two people become "twins" when they are both taken by the same "big" simultaneously. i guess this kind of makes sense, however, it's not like you came out of your big's vagina on the same day. but really, i think it's more like when parents adopt 2 non-related kids at once. so maybe instead of "twins" they should be called "jolies" or something.

the term "twin" just doesn't sit well with me. then again, neither does the idea of paying $500 per semester to have "friends," learn lame cheers, pretend i feel good about myself, and live in a big house with 60 other girls, all of whom get visits from aunt flo on the same weekend.

but maybe i dont (or cant) understand because i have penis. if my makeup isnt perfect or if i cry because my ass looks big in these jeans, well, then that's likely not my biggest problem. also, i dont know if frats work the same way because i was only friends with a few frat guys, and i was not in a frat. again, i have a penis. plus, i can have fun without trying to get freshmen drunk and rape them.

but if you are/were greek, don't go crazy, i wont hold it against you. it's just not for me.