just because today is march 17 and you're actually irish, that doesn't make it ok

this morning as i was sleepwalking thru the law school lobby to my 1030 class, i was suddenly smacked in the face. mainly, the nose. this 1L, who looks not at all unlike the sherminator, was wearing what seemed to be an entire bottle of cologne. now don't get me wrong, dicta appreciates a nice cologne, and even wears one. let's face it, dicta always smells amazing. but dicta also knows that the bottle only releases a little bit on each spray for a reason.

now, just because you are flagrantly irish, and today is st. patrick's day, it does not give you license to be any more ridiculous than you are on any other day (unless, of course, you're drunk). perhaps sherminator, jr was trying to lure in the opposite sex and rack up his kiss count. i dont know. but either way, i shouldnt be able to smell you from across a wide open, well ventilated lobby. when it comes to cologne, moderation is the key to good taste (or perhaps i should say, smell).

you've been targeted for shermination. come with me if you want to live.