Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

old ladies and bubble tops

one thing that i like about the city i work in is that there's always something here to entertain me. today when i went to lunch, i walked out to my car which i parked in the back row because it's in the shade under the trees. well, a few spots down from my car, someone decided to "park" two very old women in their wheelchairs, also in the shade of course. and these women had been there for a while. no one else was around, and one of them was out cold. at least someone had the decency to roll them into the shade and put their parking brakes on. i dont even mind that they were taking up a nice, shady space. shit, they were even sharing one!

what i do mind is what i saw when i got back from lunch. the old women were gone, and in their place was a car taking up two of the highly coveted spots in the shade. the worst part of it all: that's right, the car had a handicapped sticker in it. it's annoying enough when you park like an asshole in your own handicapped spots, and it's annoying that you even have your own spots, but i'll be damned if i'm just going to brush it off when you park like helen keller in my perfect, cool, shady, normal parking space. the "handicapped" need to be stopped.

i know my last post was about this too, but i cant help it. like this kid, i guess you could say i've got a real hangup here. too soon? ahhhhh shit.

UPDATE: oh shit, i forgot about the bubble top part. basically, when i order a coolata without whipped cream from dunkin donuts i dont see why they cant give me a flat, soda-like top instead of that annoying bubble top. honestly.

3 Comments:

At 7/25/2006 5:11 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

Ok, you made the old lady shit up, admit it.

As for the other part, hey, at least they handicapped person parked in the back, right? i mean, ok, they took up too much space, they should totally die for that. But at least they took up two spaces in the back row, not the front row.

and they kid thing? oh yeah, just one more reason why you're going to hell. which sounds like a fun place to me, i'll meet ya there.

 
At 7/25/2006 5:16 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

what is **you KNOW**?
how did i get that privilege?
it's b/c i make fun of our mutual friend law clerk, right? yeah, well he's pretty easy to make fun of. llamas are known for being easy. (oh, snap!) (did i hear an "orgle"? maybe that's just my imagination, he orgles all day long at work.)

 
At 7/26/2006 1:07 AM, Blogger LawNut said...

I don't understand the bubble top crap either - especially because when there isn't any whipped cream in the bubble-topped cup, for whatever reason, the coffee inside the cup tends to seep out through the corners of that ridiculous top - and then inevitably, it ends up on my shirt. And then I have to walk around all day looking like I have a weird, leaky nip. WTF, Dunkin!

 

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