i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

just a couple things that happened or have been on my mind lately, none of which are worthy of their own post alone.

one more highlight from $1 draft night. it was some girl michelle's birthday. i dont know michelle, but either the band did, or someone told the band it was her birthday. occasionally throughout the night the bar socialed for her birthday. on one occasion, one of the band members asked where she was, and i calmly raised my hand. he then told "michelle" that her beard was coming in very nicely. i hope she heard that.

i just got a new belt to go with my suits. it's nothing special, but it's not broken in yet, and it's still stiff as hell (insert erection joke here). but now, between the belt, the button, the clip, and the zipper, my pants are harder to get into than a child molesting convention sponsored by the catholic church. not that you would've gotten into them anyway. please, i have standards. high ones.

i heard about this on the radio today. it's pretty disgusting. as many things are, it's merely a ruse by gillette. an advertising campaign. as gross as it is, i still respect this more than ford who got that old looking young american idol winner for their ads. anyone can hire someone "famous" for their ads. gillette is thinking outside the box...sort of.