i'll play your game trebek

i'm pretty sure asking my readers to think injured most of you, so i'm sorry for that. here's another mindless criticism to both assuage your throbbing brains and also offend you:

there is a now-trendy hairstyle for women that has to be one of the dumbest hairstyles i've ever seen. god it looks so stupid. i cant really explain it except that it's usually girls with long hair, and it just looks like they have an extra pile of hair on top of their head:


as with most lame trends, i'm sure someone famous from either NYC or LA rolled out of bed in the morning looking like shit from snorting too much coke the night before and went out in public, only to have pictures taken for a tabloid, and now women everywhere try to imitate this coke whore hairstyle.

so i'd like to send a message to women everywhere: this hairstyle is a completely transparent attempt at trying to be fashionable, and at the same time you look like some skank who got cut during auditions for the real world 85: fire island. i'm sure that's not far from the truth. anyway, you look ridiculous, and therefore have no right to complain when the only guys who hit on you have the dirty jersey blowback hair. they want a nasty slut, and you look like one.


also, i wanted to share this video (as seen on legally blonde) with my readers. it's hilarious. the guy even has the mustache for the part.

finally, i'm a little tired, but no real hangover this wednesday. now that's what i call justice.