still on tilt

if i havent offended some of you yet, this post might just do it. monday hasn't gotten much better since the dell incident. it's going slowly, i'm bored as fuck, and i feel like shit. awesome. so i went to lunch.

lately, i've noticed that no cars in the handicapped spots are ever parked well. i've especially taken note in the last couple weeks, and 1/3-1/2 the car is always over the line of the space. so i have to say this: if you cant park your car in the extra-wide spaces, then you are too fucking handicapped to be driving. driving is not a right, and your license should be revoked. just because there are shaded no parking lines between handicapped spaces and the normal spaces does not mean that this area is for part of your car. in fact, it means just the opposite. being handicapped is certainly not an excuse to be fucking retarded.

and while we're on this topic, fat is not a handicap. you shouldnt get to park closer to the door just because you cant stop at 8 big macs. not my fucking problem. go to a support group, go on a diet, do anything! besides, the extra walk from the normal spaces would be good for you. walk it off. literally. and if you're in a wheelchair already, then what do you care where you park? just roll your fat ass in.

handicapped spots might be a good idea in theory, but so is communism. in reality, the privilege is abused, and many handicapped people should be off the road, unless we all want to die. i do not. that said, the best gift any of you could ever get me for my birthday, or any other holiday, would be a handicapped parking pass. because i can park my car reasonably, and i can fake a limp if i need to.