sick, twisted...and hilarious

it's finals time, and both graduate and undergraduate school years are wrapping up across the united states, and the world. that being the case, sometimes extra motivation is needed. today i bring you said motivation in the form of a few old, yet classic dead baby jokes.

Q: what's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
A: you dont cum on the apple after you take a bite out of it

Q: how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
A: depends how hard you throw them

Q: what do you call a dead baby with no arms or legs laying in a ditch?
A: phil

Q: what's better than a dead baby?
A: the revoked child support

Q: how many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
A: 4.5

Q: what do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
A: an erection