desperation tango

are any of my faithful readers either westlaw or lexis reps? can you answer a question for me? what's the deal, yo?!

tonight, a westlaw rep from my school contacted me VIA FACEBOOK with the following message:

If you give me the opportunity to train you by
April 30th I will give you 300 points. I just need
at most 10 minutes of your time. Please let me
know what days/times would be best for you.

Thank you!

why do they want to train me so badly? it can't be for my benefit. i'm a transfer, so how does this rep know if i was trained last year? and 300 points? please, i'll require at least 1.5 million for you to train me during the first week of exams.

furthermore, this rep has been in a few of my classes, but i'm pretty sure we've never spoken to each other. we're not friends on facebook, so she clearly had to seek me out to do this. and why on facebook? why didnt she just look up my email address and send it there?

this whole town is on crack!