guess who's back, back again

...the westlaw whore. i went to school today to print out some notes for studying, and in my mail folder i fould a thick westlaw folder, with a note fixed to the top reiterating the fact that my westlaw rep will give me 300 whole points if i let her train me before april 30. so i decided to flip thru the folder.

inside i found answers to such vexing questions as "what is the national reporter system?," "what is a case?," "where do i find cases?," "what is a statute?," and "which cases should i read?"

well let me tell you, if you dont know the answers to these questions by the end of your first year, much less the second, you should not only quit law school, but also life. and further, if she really wanted to train me, contacting me more than a week before finals begin would have been helpful.

yeah, i'm gonna go get trained so you get a little bonus.