Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

under the weather

dear law school state,

if, for only a short time, you could stop being miserable that would be great. as much as i love the permagloom skies and hillbilly residents, there comes a time when the little routine has been played out. i appreciate the fact that you dont tempt me to partake in any fun outside activities when i should be writing papers and studying for finals, but you've taken it too far. i now understand why some areas in you want to teach creationism--if i never saw the sun in other states, i would probably think science was a bunch of bullshit too. in conclusion, if you could stop sucking i would maybe love you for a little bit. we should make the most of the time we have now, because once i graduate i will never come back, unless i want to die a slow and painful death.

thanks,

dicta

9 Comments:

At 4/23/2006 2:11 PM, Blogger law monkey said...

you hate this town! since when do you want to make the most of it? :P

but hey look, the sun's out now ... sort of ....

 
At 4/23/2006 2:19 PM, Blogger josh said...

well, this town would be a lot less depressing if there were more nice days. true, it's a shithole, but i mean, look at the state it's in.

 
At 4/23/2006 2:34 PM, Blogger Damon said...

Maybe now you would think that the dual campus idea is bad. If they moved the law school to Happy Valley, then you'd be in love with that place just like I am. A friend here commented on the PSU sticker on my Sthlm window, "till death eh?" Hells yeah!

 
At 4/23/2006 3:34 PM, Blogger Brancibeer said...

Maybe my state and your state should get together.

 
At 4/23/2006 4:20 PM, Blogger josh said...

the dual campus idea is not that bad. or correction, the campus at the main site isnt that bad. the school did it this way because when it purchased this law school from the former school that owned it, it was able to easily purchase the accredidation. now that it has that, it can move to the main site.

what is terrible is that the administration did not inform potential students of the move until after enrollment. obviously, they dont want to lose out on money. so instead, they said "fuck you" to all incoming students and transfers. so in return, i will be saying a huge "fuck you" to the school in that it will never receive one post graduation dime from me, and i will staunchly recommend another school to anyone considering attending here.


brancy, if my state and yours got together they would produce the most ugly, smelly, unattractive lovechild of all time.

 
At 4/23/2006 4:50 PM, Blogger d$ said...

well at least you have a window.. im stuck down in the basement so i cant even enjoy the snow and rain.. (it can look kinda pretty sometimes)

 
At 4/23/2006 5:13 PM, Blogger josh said...

dominique - this is true, snow and rain are nice until you have to go out in them.

holmes - actually, my real name is benedict arnold. well, technically benedict q. arnold.

gabrealle - you know it! that's just how i roll. it's all about the little people.

 
At 4/23/2006 5:25 PM, Blogger josh said...

also, i just took santos out and it is now gorgeous outside. it looks like my state listened to me. I AM GOD!

wait, is that sacreligious? well, if i'm god i can make the rules...so it's not!

 
At 4/24/2006 11:04 PM, Blogger law monkey said...

you're god, and god doesn't exist.

so why are you still here?

 

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