Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

vagina welfare

this is the dumbest thing i've seen in a while. and i'm already pissed about something else right now, so this might be harsh, but whatever.

i'd like to write an open letter to mr. pielech, and the citizens of, well, everywhere. if you cant keep your goddamn legs closed, or use contraceptives, then that's your problem. yes, its extremely unfortunate for the kids born into a shitty situation. but what about personal responsibility? if you arent responsible enough to have sex, you shouldnt be having it. and if you do and something goes wrong, well fuck you. deal with it. thats what you get, you knew the risks. but PAYING women to not get pregnant is the single dumbest idea i've ever fucking heard of.

because there's no better way to use that money. no, of course not. fuck awareness, fuck training, fuck putting the money towards the kids (i know the article says that it would save more, blah blah blah. but that doesnt help the kids who are actually alive now. fuck them anyway). its fucking vagina welfare. dont get me wrong, my problem is not that women are the ones getting paid. no, not at all. my problem is it's a FUCKING STUPID idea.

the people who come up with shit like this are the ones who should be aborted. i guess mommy only had plastic hangers. that's a shame.

4 Comments:

At 3/29/2006 3:34 PM, Blogger law monkey said...

i have more bad news for you, and for men the world over: http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/14211018.htm

 
At 3/29/2006 4:12 PM, Blogger josh said...

haha, i dont think you'd find me flying hooters air anyway. i just cant respect them as an airline. i'm sure the pilots are normal pilots and all, but i just dont put boobs and aviation together. it's like if the pope tried to teach you sex moves or something. sorry, i'm just not buying.

i'd rather fly guido-air. never go against a sicilian when death is on the line!

 
At 3/29/2006 10:08 PM, Blogger josh said...

actually, i'd call it thinking "about the box."

and trust me, i'm not thrilled about the farmers either.

 
At 3/30/2006 10:05 AM, Blogger LauraDorf said...

What about rich people (Hulk Hogan, Travis Barker, everyone else I watch obsessively* on celebreality shows...) who shouldn't be having children?


*this is a sign that I'm not ready for Motherhood - where's my money?

Also, I have been NOT having babies for 24 years now, is that $500/year? Granted, scientifically speaking I've been not having babies for 11-ish years, but still - someone owes me like 5 grand.

 

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