Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

ISO sw pussy

this is one of the more ridiculous things i've come across lately (thanks ctnow). online dating is one thing, but online dating thru your pets is totally different. when did we get too lazy to take our pets to the park for a walk to attract the opposite sex? we need to do this online now?

and just because someone likes my pet, why would they like me? i've never met anyone who doesnt like santos, but i could probably make more than a short list of people who dont like me. am i supposedly a sensitive, loving, affectionate, responsible adult just cuz i have a pet? i dont know, you'd have to ask my girlfriend about that one.

of course, the site does leave you the option of simply finding your pet a date (poor, neutered santos). needless to say, i will not be signing santos up for that. he's way too good for any pets listed on that thing. but i found it good for a laugh, so i figured i'd pass it on.


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on a completely different topic, some of these female speedskaters are kinda scary. they were saying that one is in her last olympics, and just got engaged and is looking forward to the rest of her life. who is the brave man that will marry her? i'll tell you what, i'm not dating/marrying any woman who could kill me if my head was between her thighs.

5 Comments:

At 2/25/2006 11:59 PM, Blogger law monkey said...

actually, it's funny you should mention the whole pet thing and drawing inferences from the fact that a person owns a pet.

someone made a comment that the fact that you own a dog indicates that you're responsible and selfless, etc etc (they apparently don't know you very well).

i think she was smitten with you. poor, broken-hearted girl.

personally, the fact that someone owns an animal could just indicate that they're lonely and don't get out much because they have to socialize their ferret to make sure it doesn't get lonely.

then again, it does make for a good excuse if you don't want to go on a date.

"sorry, friday nights are bad for me. my parakeet and i have a plans."

 
At 2/26/2006 1:13 AM, Blogger JLee said...

DATE MY PET?? WTF? Does anyone own a horse/donkey? anybody? ok, that was wrong, I know.

 
At 2/26/2006 1:13 AM, Blogger JLee said...

*crude comments supplied by JLee in Sadielady's absence

 
At 2/26/2006 12:16 PM, Blogger josh said...

hmmm, you are kinda close to all those burro shows, aren't you jlee?

 
At 2/26/2006 5:10 PM, Blogger JLee said...

Like Ali G. says to the Animal Rights people, "the horse liked it...got a gallon of proof"

 

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