tHOSe boots

the other day i saw something highly disturbing. two things, really. i was sitting in the hallway, waiting for the previous class to finish. finally, said class did finish, and this girl walked out and was wearing something absolutely atrocious. maybe she had a sweater on, and she must've had a skirt on, cuz she wasnt wearing pants. but she had these big fuzzy brown boots, with two strings off each, and each string had a big fuzzy ball at the end. then, the next day, i saw another girl in big fuzzy boots, though admittedly without the balls.

what could possibly be going thru your mind when you buy these boots/decide to put them on in the morning? is it a chemical imbalance, or is your taste in clothing just that heinous? there's not any snow on the ground, and even if there were, the sidewalks are always cleared rather well in this town. so not only are they aesthetically vomit-inducing, but they're also not serving a functional purpose. so what is it? are you trying to draw attention away from your busted face? perhaps. i couldnt tell you who one of the girls was. i could identify the girl who had the balls on her feet though, as she's worn the boots on several occasions, and so i've subsequently been less shocked and therefore able to see who's wearing these boots.

as it turns out, i've also had one interaction with that girl too. she's a raging bitch. so maybe the boots fit. as an idea, they look a little like these, only not quite as fuzzy, but with balls attached on long strings, making them look equally ridiculous. the point is, you look ridiculous ladies. it looks like you're kicking gerbils as you walk. go out and get some sweatshop shoes like the rest of us.