Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

traffic

traffic traffic
lookin for my chapstick
feelin kinda carsick
there's a ford maverick*

yesterday for motivational monday, my traffic was up 55% on the average. you know, i post other days too, kind readers! i have thought of creating a separate blog, to be strictly motivational mondays, but have decided against it. i have few readers as it is, and though that doesnt terribly bother me, i wouldn't have any here if i did that. and dont try to steal my idea, either! i've trademarked, copyrighted, and/or patented the idea as is necessary. i dont know dick about trademarks, copyrights, or patents. damnit.


*if you know what this is from, then, you too, have questionable taste in movies

8 Comments:

At 2/21/2006 6:07 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

don't make it a separate blog, keep it here!! i love motivational monday. when you first started it i wanted to do it too, it was such a cool idea, but mine wouldn't be anywhere near as funny as yours anyway. maybe you'll build up such a big reader base with it that you'll get nominated for one of those blogger awards! then i'll be able to say "ah yes, dicta, i've been reading his blog since way back when he first started it."

 
At 2/21/2006 8:25 PM, Blogger d$ said...

humm well i know what movie that's from.. but only because ive seen that quote posted on your myspace...

 
At 2/21/2006 9:08 PM, Blogger JLee said...

well, I coined "full frontal Friday" but it didn't catch on too well? (that's probably a good thing....)

 
At 2/21/2006 10:13 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

I'm still waiting for all the other blog men out there to catch on with "massive cock monday," but whatever. At least Dominique gave us a peek at Dicta's sweet thong-clad ass! (you lucky girl. i ALWAYS wished i had a boyfriend who wore thong underwear!!)

 
At 2/22/2006 8:44 AM, Blogger JLee said...

your poem needs the phrase "ass kicked" somewhere...it kinda rhymes

 
At 2/22/2006 9:03 AM, Blogger josh said...

well, i cant take credit for the poem...i have to give that to jamie kennedy...orrr, the writers of "malibu's most wanted."

i feel so ashamed to know that

 
At 2/22/2006 12:15 PM, Blogger JLee said...

that's ok, I stole "Chris Kirkpatrick you will get your ass kicked" from Eminem (I think that's how it goes)

 
At 2/23/2006 5:02 PM, Blogger Supreme Monkey Overlord said...

...and moby you can get stomped by Obi, you don't know me, 40 year old bald headed fag blow me....

good song

 

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