lay off the miller, bode

oh, he's gonna win so many medals for the US. define so many? hmm, how about 0. good work, bode. maybe if you laid off the booze and self-promotion and worked more on training, you'd actually not disqualify yourself on most of your races. maybe you should start with baby steps. instead of a medal, let's strive to finish a race. how does that sound?

bode miller is the reason the word hype was invented. he's all i heard about for a month. i can't name one other american in any other sport competing in this winter olympics. but i knew bode was skiing...if you can call it that. in fact, i just turned the olympics on for 10 minutes as i ate, and i already saw a bode/nike commercial about how the drive within a competitor doesn't always translate into olympic medals. sounds like loserspeak to me.

though maybe a lazy, drunken, vain bode miller represents america better than i initially thought?


UPDATE: apollo ohno is someone the US can be proud of. i've never seen anyone prouder to represent their country on the podium. and on top of that, pay attention here bode, he won gold!