i know you wanna taste it, i'ma make you wait a bit

is what giant said to me today. here i am, trying to be all healthy and whatever, and the strawberries look like shit. they're all bruised and battered, the likes of which the world had never seen prior to nicole brown simpson. i was just trying to find some healthy fruit (not tom cruise) as opposed to something like cookies (which i also purchased). i would've expected this from the weis market, but not from you, giant.

i guess my only alternative is to grow my own. but all my friends who grow their own shit have to be wary of the cops randomly showing up. i dont want to live like that.

oh well, time for some wings and leftover german sheph--i mean, chinese.