Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Monday, February 27, 2006

i know you wanna taste it, i'ma make you wait a bit

is what giant said to me today. here i am, trying to be all healthy and whatever, and the strawberries look like shit. they're all bruised and battered, the likes of which the world had never seen prior to nicole brown simpson. i was just trying to find some healthy fruit (not tom cruise) as opposed to something like cookies (which i also purchased). i would've expected this from the weis market, but not from you, giant.

i guess my only alternative is to grow my own. but all my friends who grow their own shit have to be wary of the cops randomly showing up. i dont want to live like that.

oh well, time for some wings and leftover german sheph--i mean, chinese.

5 Comments:

At 2/27/2006 2:40 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

an o.j. joke and a tom cruise joke in one post: nice.

 
At 2/27/2006 6:55 PM, Blogger Holmes said...

He's gone Jay Leno on us.

The strawberries down here are amazing right now; just thought you should know.

 
At 2/27/2006 9:39 PM, Blogger M said...

Did OJ jokes ever get old? The story is now old enough to be "retro" -i.e. included in a vh1 show, but it never really went away. Has this ever happened before?

 
At 2/28/2006 9:00 PM, Blogger dominique said...

as far as i know, hellen keller jokes never get old.

 
At 2/28/2006 9:50 PM, Blogger dicta said...

no, they dont. and even if helen keller were alive today, i think she'd be ok with it. of course, that's probably cuz she couldnt hear the jokes. but even if she sensed them, the most she could say to plead her case would be durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. not very persuasive if you ask me.

 

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