NOT badass

it is not badass when you can barely grow any sort of scruff on your face and you're wearing a white hoodie pulled up over your head, a backwards baseball hat, and sunglasses, and then you sit down at the poker table and buy in for $60. not badass at all. even less badass is when you then slowly get blinded down and bitch about the way the dealer is dealing the cards. man, that guy was a douchebag. but that's exactly why i went on a saturday night. thanks for the money, douchebag.