Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

<3 republicans <3

republican (4:13:33 PM): i bought a new car.
dicta
(4:13:42 PM): nice..what kind?
dicta (4:13:49 PM)
: escalade?
dicta (4:14:29 PM)
: el camino?
dicta (4:14:46 PM)
: dumptruck?
republican (4:15:23 PM)
: mercedes slk hard top convertible
republican (4:15:25 PM): 2001
republican (4:15:26 PM): red
republican (4:15:28 PM): its awesome
dicta (4:15:31 PM): impressive
dicta (4:15:37 PM)
: how'd you pay for that one?
republican (4:15:45 PM)
: it wasnt that much. i can afford it
dicta (4:15:46 PM): laundered republican money?
republican (4:16:25 PM)
: shut your pie hole
dicta (4:16:35 PM): haha you guys gotta watch your scandals!
republican (4:17:01 PM)
: democrats do the same scandalous shit.
dicta (4:17:18 PM): well, if they do, they're smart enough to not get caught O:-)
republican (4:18:03 PM): well, if the democrats would just DO ANYTHING, maybe we could talk about it.
republican (4:18:09 PM)
: no ideas, no vision, no mission
republican (4:18:12 PM): blah blah blah
dicta (4:18:36 PM)
: i'd argue doing nothing is better than i dont know, starting wars
dicta (4:18:43 PM)
: so how are you [republican]? you im me about once a year
republican (4:19:26 PM)
: because you infuriate me
republican (4:19:43 PM)
: but we wouldnt have had to start a war if it wasnt for your beloved Clinton.
dicta (4:19:59 PM): the only war w/ clinton was over a dry cleaning bill
republican (4:20:07 PM)
: if he would have just nuked damn Osama, it would have been taken care of
republican (4:20:24 PM)
: ha, he was too busy getting his drycleaning done to notice the serious problem
dicta (4:20:51 PM): i might point to the friendly relationship some past republican presidents have had with, oh, saddam
dicta (4:21:05 PM)
: who gave him weapons?
republican (4:21:33 PM)
: yes, well, we took care of him didnt we
dicta (4:21:49 PM): him yes, the rest of the iraqis...not so much

4 Comments:

At 11/30/2006 5:16 PM, Blogger josh said...

and yes, i realize the irony of the color scheme. save it for aol instant messenger.

 
At 11/30/2006 6:26 PM, Blogger LawStudentGuyPerson said...

Buuuuurrrrrrrn.

 
At 11/30/2006 9:16 PM, Blogger Butterflyfish said...

Hmmmm, representative Jefferson, democrat louisiana, $90k in freezer... only Republicans are corrupt and/or get caught?

Just sayin'

 
At 12/01/2006 12:21 AM, Blogger josh said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


i miss you, holmes

 

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