help a cracker out

dear law school,

i would appreciate if you would cease and desist from filling my inbox with minority job fair and scholarship information. in case you havent noticed, you're in the middle of pennsylvania. central pennsylvania isnt exactly known for its diversity, unless you differentiate between rednecks, hicks, hillbillies, and retarded people. i do not think it would be too much trouble to take the time to be sure to only send emails to relevant parties. after all, i dont send you emails about awards for "best law school in the nation," "best law school in the state," or even "law school that we dont wish we never accredited" because those awards simply are not relevant to you.

however, if you ever come across anything that might actually be useful, please feel free to pass it on. and no, an online subscription to "incest for dummies" is not useful to me. check my account, i pay out of state tuition.

your compliance is greatly appreciated,

dicta