compliment whore!

the other day, while trying to decide where i should go for my morning coffee, i mentioned how the woman at the mcdonald's drive thru told me she liked my tie. well, this morning i went back to mcdonald's, this time for an iced coffee. i was wearing a different tie, and once again this same woman told me she liked my tie. so i started to wonder, is she a compliment whore who compliments everyone's tie or do i just have the most ridiculously awesome tie collection on earth? as it stands now, both are possibilities.

so naturally, i'm going to do some research and find out. and by research i mean i will get mcdonald's breakfast again later in the week, but this time i will wear an ugly tie. not tomorrow though, because i'll probably be hungover from $1 draft night, and will need an orange juice coolata (good call matt) from dunkin donuts. it couldnt hurt to give it a day or 2 either.

if i get another compliment, i will just feel dirty and cheap and used, not unlike most of the food mcdonald's serves daily. but i guess maybe that would be a little ironic, and i'm a man who loves some good irony. after all, i hate mexicans...and i'm half mexican. it's like rain on your wedding day, or a free ride when you've already paid. oh wait, no it isnt. that's not irony alanis, that's just stuff that sucks. the song is about irony, yet the singer doesnt know the meaning of the word. now that's ironic...or is it?