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i know most of you probably never read my blog when i post the headlines, but i saw a couple stories, one especially, that i had to link to.

1) this is ridiculous! seriously? wow, i didnt think i'd ever see the day. good old state employees (lawmakers), coming thru again...or not. exactly what are you paid for anyway?

2) i dont really get this story. i mean, i kinda do...she wanted free medical benefits. but where does the lecturing come in? why did she make the lecture circuit? couldnt she just get the medical benefits without the lecturing? maybe its cuz she's ugly. or maybe cuz she's a lesbian. or, she is from pennsylvania, so maybe she's just straight retarded.

3) this is just kinda cool

4) listen, i'm all for gay rights, but gay people sometimes need to be smarter about it. right now, so many small minded people still discriminate against them. it's horrible, but it's the truth. so why, WHY, would you open a gay bathhouse in ohio?! perhaps it would be smarter to start in more liberal states, then work your way to the south and midwest. if this helps, gay people, compare it to sex. you dont just jump into the other guy's ass, you have to lube it up and ease it in first. oh my god that's disgusting i'm gonna stop. but you get the picture.

5) this almost certainly could have been avoided had she prayed to god--errrr, the intelligent designer. i cant emphasize this enough people, we need more god in public schools!


i'll throw a joke your way too:
Q. what's the fluid capacity of monica lewinsky's mouth?
A. one US leader