super droopers

dear tough guys who rice out your cars,

you should never, ever be driving like a pussy. dont sit there with your pimped out civic going 70mph, making me hit my brakes if you cut me off to pass someone going 69mph. while i greatly enjoy looking at the back of your gigantic spoiler and your tacky decals, the only thing more immasculating than your pink racing stripe is when i fly by your slow ass in my 2000 corolla with a dent on the rear passenger's door from a deer's face. your lack of even average sized genetalia is more transparent than oj's "not guilty" plea. if you really feel the need for such a pissing contest on the interstate, do us all a favor and pop a squat at the next rest stop.

with honesty, love, and no respect whatsoever,

dicta