Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

opposing counsel for one of our cases is actually named chuck norris. we're fucked.

At 6/21/2006 11:00 AM, Brancibeer said...: Yeah man, dont mess with the Texas ranger.
At 6/21/2006 12:32 PM, The Namby Pamby said...: quick, get bauer and diesel LLP as co-counsel
At 6/21/2006 1:50 PM, JLee said...: Chuck rules...

thought I was dead, didn't ya?
At 6/21/2006 3:28 PM, Butterflyfish said...: Are you mad? Chuck Norris can't die!

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Dude, you're screwed.
At 6/26/2006 2:02 PM, The BLS said...: Chuck Norris... that's hysterical.