Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Friday, April 21, 2006

time for change, (moni)STAT

new rule: no more commercials about periods, vaginal dryness, or yeast infections between 5-7pm, aka DINNER TIME. i personally dont want to think of a woman's vagina rising faster than a loaf of bread while i'm stuffing a tuna sandwich into my mouth (and yes, i know that's not what yeast infection means). and i dont need to know about 1, 3, or 7 day treatments unless it involves therapy to fix my back.

i'm not saying we should remove these ads completely. not at all. because sometimes women ride bikes naked, sit spread eagle in front of fans, or do other things detrimental to their nether health. but please, if there's any mention of a dna dumpster at dinner time, it should be because we're talking about the alley behind an abortion clinic.

9 Comments:

At 4/21/2006 7:48 PM, Blogger That Guy said...

I agree completely. We shouldn't have to regulate the tv stations, they should be smart enough to know that certain ads should never be displayed at dinner time.

If I was Supreme Lord of everything, I would not allow any kind of feminine hygiene commercials or ED commercials for men to ever air. There is nothing worse than watching television with your parents when an ED commercial comes on or some lady wants to talk about how fresh she feels.

 
At 4/21/2006 8:04 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

dna dumpster - now that's sexy talk.

 
At 4/21/2006 8:45 PM, Blogger d$ said...

yeah, he's a charmer ;)

 
At 4/21/2006 9:22 PM, Blogger josh said...

how did i know the crowd would step out of the shadows if i blogged about vaginas?

 
At 4/21/2006 10:11 PM, Blogger josh said...

oh, it's not promotion. i really dont want to hear about vaginal dryness during dinner. i'm just not surprised that it's generating comments.

 
At 4/22/2006 12:10 AM, Blogger Brancibeer said...

Hey Dominque, i forgot to tell you that you scored a real winner! Ha ha.

 
At 4/22/2006 12:24 AM, Blogger josh said...

oh i think she's figured that out by now


winner winner chicken dinner!

 
At 4/22/2006 1:30 PM, Blogger d$ said...

oh i KNOW

 
At 4/22/2006 11:42 PM, Blogger law monkey said...

dicta stop making chicken tacos/writing your paper. your adoring fans grow bored.


ok, well this one is, anyway.

:P hope the work's not too tortious. (law jokes are so lame)

 

Post a Comment

<< Home