time for change, (moni)STAT

new rule: no more commercials about periods, vaginal dryness, or yeast infections between 5-7pm, aka DINNER TIME. i personally dont want to think of a woman's vagina rising faster than a loaf of bread while i'm stuffing a tuna sandwich into my mouth (and yes, i know that's not what yeast infection means). and i dont need to know about 1, 3, or 7 day treatments unless it involves therapy to fix my back.

i'm not saying we should remove these ads completely. not at all. because sometimes women ride bikes naked, sit spread eagle in front of fans, or do other things detrimental to their nether health. but please, if there's any mention of a dna dumpster at dinner time, it should be because we're talking about the alley behind an abortion clinic.