Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Monday, April 10, 2006

finally, god released his much anticipated FAQ website. everything you ever wanted to know about god is answered right here!

At 4/10/2006 5:41 PM, josh said...: even believers have to admit this is funny!
At 4/10/2006 5:43 PM, law monkey said...: oh, well that didn't answer my question. i want to know whether there's a dog.
At 4/10/2006 8:37 PM, sadielady said...: i thought it was funny ... i didn't leave a comment earlier, but i did laugh.
At 4/10/2006 9:19 PM, d$ said...: wait, dont you refer to yourself as god all the time? im confused.
At 4/12/2006 10:47 PM, DJ Booze Piñata said...: Kristin's friend got a centerfold-size item in the mail, except it was Jesus with his eyes closed. The text was awesome.

"Put it on the floor, kneel on it, then look into his eyes long enough and they'll open!!"
"Put this sacred icon under your pillow at night and pray. Make sure you write down your prayer on the icon. In the morning you must send it back to us to make sure that your prayers are answered."

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