Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Monday, January 30, 2006

several housecleaning issues

1) this guy is my hero of the day. all i can say is that's fantastic, and i'm a little sad that i didn't come up with it first. tear.

2) just because you are handicapped, it does not mean that this cannot (and/or should not) happen to you. i know that the blue little tag looks really pretty hanging from your rearview mirror, but contrary to popular believe it does not give you license to cut me off. when you do so, do not act surprised when i give you the finger. and if you want a complete loss of function in your legs, then i suggest you keep it up. i'm not saying a handicapped person cut me off today and was subsequently given the finger. but it didn't not happen.

4 Comments:

At 1/30/2006 2:48 PM, Blogger law monkey said...

that's ok dicta, some jackass parked about 3" behind me today, no lie. i could barely squeeze between his car and mine to leave a love letter (re: nasty note) on his windshield. it may or may not have said something about dog piss on the rims and dents in the bumper. ohhh revenge is sweet.

 
At 1/30/2006 3:28 PM, Blogger d$ said...

"why are all the handicapped spots always the closest? i mean, its not like they have to walk to the door!"

 
At 1/30/2006 3:38 PM, Blogger josh said...

amen! i'd park far away if i could just roll my ass into the store.

 
At 1/30/2006 5:03 PM, Blogger Brancibeer said...

And the new thing is to have the handicapped spots perpindicular to the other spots. So they can slide right in and out. What a waste that is. Just like the handicapped our a waste to our society. Oh...just kidding.

 

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