life is funny, then you die

it's funny that 2 people can see the same concept in exact opposite ways based on their experiences.
it's funny that people wait until they're diagnosed with a potentially fatal disease to "start living."
it's funny that people allow societal expectations dictate so many of their actions.
it's funny that some people take everything so seriously (then some get sick).
it's funny that some people spend their whole life being angry.
it's funny that some people work 100hrs a week and die unhappy.
it's funny that some people work 0 hrs a week and die unhappy.
it's funny that milk is so "healthy" yet so many people are allergic to it.
it's funny that people idolize people who they see on tv or in movies yet never meet them.
it's funny that some people torture themselves in grad school for several years.
it's funny that marriage is so sacred yet over half end in divorce.
it's funny that news is rarely newsworthy.
it's funny that a man's best friend is an animal and a woman's is a rock.
it's funny that people supersize their value meals then get the 64oz diet coke.
it's funny that people try to impose their values on others.
it's funny that there's such a thing as garlic and onion wines.
it's funny that people sit down in front of the tv to take a break from life then watch reality tv.
it's funny that reality tv isn't realistic.
it's funny that your line always takes the longest.
it's funny that not being satisfied with things the way they are lead to the invention of things that satisfy us, but only for a moment.
it's funny that paper with ink on it in certain patterns controls lots of people.
it's funny that people from new jersey don't know how to pump gas unless they work at a gas station.
it's funny that it's so cold out despite global warming.
it's funny that sometimes things are just so great.
it's funny that i've missed billions of funny things.

what's funny to you?