its good to be king, unless you mean burger

well i'm back in law school city after a wonderful break that was far too short. one thing this means is more frequent posting, as i will have much more interaction with strangers. another is i'm back on my own for meals. well, i havent had fast food in like a month, not that i need it, so i went to burger king for a quick lunch after i did my errands. now i've traditionally had very poor service at this particular bk, but there weren't any cars in the drive thru line so i figured at least i'd only have to sit thru incompetence with my order. well, i was half right.

despite the lack of anyone in line i pulled up to the thing and they said "be right with you." i can only imagine she went to masturbate in the fries or something, cuz it was not a peak lunch hour nor was the place busy. but even if she did, it wouldnt matter. i ordered my meal, and asked for sweet and sour sauce, to which she replied "we dont have any sweet and sour sauce. we're all out."

i'm sorry, WHAT??!? burger king. BURGER KING doesnt have sauce?! you spend millions on ridiculous, and not funny, ads with some guy in a fuzzy robe and plastic face, yet you cant supply your own franchise chains with sweet and sour sauce? you MUST be kidding me right. so i said ok, and just drove off. sucks for the guy behind me who got my sauceless meal. its good to be back around fucking retards again. i almost missed it.

so i did what would spite bk the most; i went to mcdonalds, who did have sweet and sour sauce. also, i think they added something to their nuggs, they tasted good. i hope it was extra fat. also, they gave me some coupon for buy 5 extra value meals and get the 6th free. yeah cuz that's what i (and america) need. shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

in other good news, i went and bought my books for my first 5 classes (i may or may not have ranted about getting bumped from the 6th cuz this law school can suck on my ass, but only the left cheek), and it turns out my seminar class doesnt even have a book and my advanced tax class has the same books as my basic tax class last semester. woohoo! you the man, prof barker!