after the party it's the HOtel lobby

tomorrow begins debauchery. if you dont know, then you dont know. however, being the kindly sir i am, i will give a brief preview.

debauchery can be defined as
1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation
2. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty.
3. A wild gathering involving excessive drinking, promiscuity, and spooning. (smuggs, 14 deb 69, 2005.)

focus on #3. add thongs, and a possible trip into big city. mix well. no need to preheat oven, as it will be hot on its own.

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in other news, it's good to be at the parents' house for break. sister flew in from opposite coast sunday night. thus far, my accomplishments include watching a month's worth of tv in 3 days, and yes, i got all my xmas shopping done already! should this impress you, know i only have to shop for 3 people. make that had to shop. hoohah!

the first weekend was uneventful overall. the funniest thing happened today though. i turned out of my driveway to mail some bills at the post office, and i see a school bus two houses down. shit. i'm gonna be stuck behind that thing the whole way down. but the bus isnt moving. the kid is just standing on the steps in the doorway. but then it happens. he steps down off the bus, and starts running up the driveway. finally, the bus will move again. not 3 steps up the driveway the kid slips on ice, and totally faceplants. let me tell you, it was HILARIOUS.

that kicked off the happiness for the rest of the day.