2006: you willlllll, be loooooved

2006 is way better than 2005. to add human character to the comparison, 2006 is like a priest, 2005 a bent over altar boy. actually, 2005 wasnt that bad (unless you're the altar boy). i learned some stuff in 2005, and maybe i have some resolutions for 2006 that i wont follow thru on.

THINGS LEARNED (i totally stole this idea from smuggs)

1) my friends are the greatest. you might be thinking yours are too. but they're not. there can only be one greatest, sorry. your friends are still ok though, i guess.

2) you wont be happy unless you be yourself. this sounds cliche i know, but before you award me the rainbow of obviousness trophy hear me out. if you expend too much energy trying to please other people, you wont be happy. and lets face it, other people are damn hard to please. dont take any of their shit.

3) joan really does love me.

4) #3 reminds me, i learned what rearloading is, in the tax context.

5) things are nice when you keep in touch with those who are important to you.

RESOLUTIONS*

1) fewer speeding tickets. not speeding is not an option.

2) be more blunt/honest...sugarcoating doesnt help people. if they dont know whats going on how will they make good choices??

3) punch more deer in the face.

4) as many readers have undoubtedly realized, i'm far too sympathetic to people sometimes. i need to try and conserve my sympathy.


*by resolution, i moreso mean i hope these things happen. very little, if any, effort on my part will be expended to make sure these things happen

i'm quite dissatisfied with this post, but it's all you're getting. i just feel burnt out and unmotivated these days. good thing school picks up again soon.