pointless conversation 2

[phone rings]
"hey whats up"
"guess who i just met!"
"who?"
"steven!"
"who?"
"steven! from laguna beach. we were in a picture together and he squeezed my boob!"
"lame"
"what??? i thought you'd be impressed."
"i hate mtv, and i've never even seen laguna beach. if i saw steven at a bar i'd think he was just any other shmuck."
"so you're not impressed?"
"no. actually, i think a little less of you now."


UPDATE: for those of you (such as myself) who dont know who steven is, here is a picture from my friend's photo album. i've got to be honest, he looks like even more of a douchebag than i was picturing, and i was picturing a pretty big douchebag. also, he looks like he's about 17.