headlines?

1. scooter libby indicted. he and cheney were so close, he could finish cheney's sentences (which he might be doing soon anyway). he was like the 2nd lesbian daughter cheney never had.

2. rosa parks died this week. instead of a moment of silence, the new orleans pd took a moment from beating the shit out of minorities.

3. harriet miers stepped down as supreme court nominee. the job would have deprived her from spending more time with the nothing she has at home.

4. the senate closed down, virtually ruining cspan for several hours. cspan's 3 viewers almost went into shock.

5. W celebrated the 1 year anniversary of his reelection. on a related note, israelis and palestinians actually got together and prayed for 2008 to hurry up.

6. and finally, 5 muslims were detained at giants stadium for congregating near an air duct on the same night bush I was in the stadium. it's such a relief to know that racism ended after the civil war.

7. i offended you in some manner (probably #2, but maybe a few others)


my job is done here. people these days dont respond to something unless they're shocked or appauled. however, i acknowledge my aim is misdirected, as i dont think my slim reader base is anyone who needs to respond to any issue raised above. but let's face it, if it's funny and offensive, you know i like it anyway.