all american

when you stay in a hotel for a while, you grow to hate living in a hotel. you get sick of the room. so on thursday night we decided to set up some stadium seating in the hallway to (re)watch superbad. we pulled the mini-fridge out of my room and set the laptop on top of it. as soon as we all finally sat down, this old woman comes creeping down the hallway. we politely move back to let her by, but she stops just before us and says "this is my room." then she asks us what we're doing. we tell her we're watching a movie, and she replies, "don't you have a room?" in a bitchy voice. we replied that we did (honestly you old bitch, who the hell goes to a hotel hallway to hang out) and she just walked into her room and slammed her door.

we knew if we did so much as whisper she was going to call the front desk, and we really didn't feel like putting up with that shit, especially because we only had 1 day left, and this hilton was already the shittiest hotel ever (one other guy and i got stuck in the goddamn elevator for 15 mins and once we finally got out no one apologized or even acknowledged us). luckily, the hotel will get our feedback because my company uses that one exclusively in cleveland so we fill out surveys about it, and everyone blasted it, and deservedly so. the other retarded part of this is that our entire floor, except this one woman, was for our company. so i don't know how the hell this woman got stuck between all our rooms, but it was a pain in the fucking ass and so was she. so we did the only reasonable thing we could think of---that bitch got the all american breakfast delivered to her room friday morning at 6am. suck it, bitch.

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in other happy news, it's awesome to be back on the east coast. we only saw the sun twice in cleveland in 2 weeks, and the second time was just annoying because it was in our eyes on the drive home. once we arrived, it was dark.

also, i got dominique her xmas gift today...a puppy! we went to one of the shelters we like, and they had some great dogs. dominique picked out one she liked, and she did a good job. it's a young female dog, and she has a great personality and is really playful and cute. observe: