in search of

a friend, male or female, who has $100 and likes to make strange bets. must be comfortable with the honor code, though pictures and/or a witness can be provided after discussion. when i say friend, i don't mean sketchy internet stalker, or sketchy internet anything really. anyone i don't know in person is almost certainly ruled out, i'd say 99% (so you're sayin there's a chance!).

but fear not random readers, it'll all be documented right here if i find a taker.