oh mls

this is why no one cares about you. or maybe it's this. could be both. and beckham can't change that.

the mls is pretty much just the adult version of a youth soccer league. they go out onto the field, kick the ball back and forth a bit, occasionally score (though usually less than youth soccer), then go home. and after the game, everyone tells them what a good job they did and how everyone is all impressed, even though it's not true. plus, they usually just tie (whereas in youth soccer they might not keep score), so everybody's a winner! yay! oh, it's so heartwarming!

then they all eat some orange slices and go home with a false sense of accomplishment.