Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

tips on being heard

faithful readers will recall many times i have informed the blogging/blog reading public about how retarded people at my school are. well, today i have even more proof (it never ends, really), as we got an email telling us how to use the microphones for the distance "learning" classes. tell me this isn't written for readers ages 4-7, which i guess is actually pretty appropriate. (it was sent to all students, faculty, and staff.)

Greetings,

As you know, the classrooms containing audio-visual telecommunications equipment have all been fitted with “push-to-talk” microphones in order to allow you to better communicate with each other during classes, meetings and other special events.

These high-quality, industry-standard, microphones are designed to be simple to use and, as with much modern electronic equipment, there is no physical button to push per se; instead there is an area on the microphone which, when touched gently, causes the microphone to operate. Only a gentle touch in the correct area is necessary to activate the microphone; there is no need to press hard -- in fact, pressing hard may interrupt the transmission and probably will cause finger fatigue.

By way of a reminder, here are a few guidelines that may make it easier for you to gain the maximum benefit from these microphones:

1. With minimal pressure, touch the microphone in the middle of the word “PUSH” located at the front edge of the device; begin speaking normally

2. Continue to press lightly on this area as you speak

3. Remove your finger when you are finished speaking

A small, green, “tally” light will glow when the microphone is touched, giving you confidence that the microphone is activated.

When the microphone is touched, the room’s camera will be called and will “zoom-in” on you, allowing people at the far end to see more clearly who is speaking.

It is not necessary to pick up the microphone as it works best by remaining flat on the table surface. Picking it up will cause your voice to become distorted and too loud for those at the far end.

I hope this information is helpful and, do, please let me know if you have any questions – I would be delighted to spend some time with you reviewing techniques for using these microphones.

Thanks,

--John

9 Comments:

At 1/17/2007 10:37 AM, Blogger josh said...

oh, the entire thing is miserable. i have another class in room 142 this year. for those who dont know, that means i'm in the distance classroom and the prof is in the other location. but of course there are twice as many people where i am anyway. also, this seems to be the main room in our building that's equipped for receiving, but it is entirely to small. we're all elbow to elbow in this room, and the only person who has room for her books is the girl who doesn't get a spot at the desks. but there are probably studies that show desks are detrimental to learning anyhow, at least according to my school.

oh, and despite the fact that our school is trying to make everything run on computers, there still are not outlets in this room (or the room in which i have my other 2 classes on tues-thurs). it makes a TON of sense to me to encourage a switch to all things electronic without a way for students to recharge their "learning boxes."

give me a fucking break. i think this blog is storing up all my ideas about this school which may or may not go into a long letter to the dean after i graduate, fully explaining why there should be no attempt at solicitation for one dime from me (or my classmates for that matter). this place is complete bullshit and would be better run by fat retarded handicapped children.

 
At 1/17/2007 11:25 AM, Blogger The Namby Pamby said...

You must be shitting me. Finger fatigue?

Love the way they spend your tuition dollars

 
At 1/17/2007 1:11 PM, Blogger josh said...

i know, right. well, they better enjoy my tuition dollars while they can, because those are the last dollars they'll ever see from me. the only thing i'll be giving them is terrible word of mouth.

 
At 1/17/2007 1:34 PM, Blogger M said...

I think the worst thing is I wasn't even surprised by this. We get taught to be so detailed, to make sure that we don't leave out any contingency, that this is the logical result.

 
At 1/17/2007 4:04 PM, Blogger d$ said...

you wouldn't want to wear out that finger, you'll need it for bird-flipping upon graduation.

 
At 1/17/2007 4:55 PM, Blogger josh said...

see people, that's why i'm dating her...she gets me

 
At 1/17/2007 9:02 PM, Blogger d$ said...

oh i get him alright... get in his pants!











that was unnecessary, i apologize.

 
At 1/17/2007 11:47 PM, Blogger josh said...

it's funny because it's true

 
At 1/17/2007 11:52 PM, Blogger angela said...

I think the best part of all that was the mention of "finger fatigue" ... awesome.

 

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