Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

of rings, vaginas, and pancakes

i just dont get this. how does it work and why would any woman in her right mind want to stick a ring in her vagina? how does it not fall off and how is it not uncomfortable? in the commercial i saw the main point of emphasis was that it's a method you only have to change once a month. well, let me tell you, if you're sexually active and you can't remember to take a pill everyday to prevent babies in your tummy, then you should be taking it in the butt instead. it's sexual and violent.


in other news, my break is quite fantastic and posting will be sporadic at best until classes resume and i'm back in that shithole of a state. you'd be able to tell when i post if blogroll was working, but alas, that piece of shit is broken about 90% of the time anyway.

ok, time to go make some pancakes and love.

6 Comments:

At 12/28/2006 1:27 PM, Blogger First Year said...

I don't understand that nova ring or whatever it is either. How can it not bother you? and you leave it there all month? Yuck!

Seriously its not that tough to pop a little pill every day. I have a reminder set for an exact time on my cell phone each day that reminds me! I want to say oh well, but the morons who cannot figure out how to stop making babies are the ones infiltrating our gene pool with their idiot genes.

Sigh.

 
At 12/29/2006 12:28 PM, Blogger josh said...

holmes, i thought you used IUD?

 
At 12/30/2006 7:56 PM, Blogger law monkey said...

dicta, i demand that you spend the remainder of your winter break in front of the computer, doing nothing but updating your blog, like the true nerd that you almost are.

kidding. but hurry up and come back to coalm. i'm bored.

 
At 12/31/2006 12:36 PM, Blogger law monkey said...

what, no one uses chastity belts anymore? that's the only way to ensure that babies won't pop out unexpectedly.

 
At 12/31/2006 4:49 PM, Blogger Damon said...

yeah but you'd miss an awful lot of fun and exercise for the less than 1% risk

 
At 12/31/2006 10:13 PM, Blogger angela said...

It would seem like that nova ring thing would be hella uncomfortable, and the idea of leaving it up there for a whole month doesn't sit well with me. Surely, it can't be that difficult to pop a pill once a day or use a patch... can it? And if it is, perhaps you shouldn't be reproducing...?

 

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